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Our Pride Is Year-Round
A flag flies before the backdrop of a sunset. The flag is divided into six horizonal stripes in the following colors from top to bottom: Teotihuacan Pistacho (Green), Snoqualmie Blueberry…
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Britannic Marquee February 28
Brookspin at the Britannic February 28th, 2025 Pictured: A neon movie theater marquee featuring "Britannic" vertically in glowing green with white and yellow neon accents below. To the left, the…
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Eternal Yard Sale – 02-24-2025
02-24-2025 For Sale This Week: Titanium churros TMNT action figures that bleed VHS: David Lewis’s recording of Super Bowl XXVII dubbed over with Nexpo loudly chewing gum and moaning 9,000…
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Eternal Yard Sale – 02-17-2025
Rutger Hauer-shaped salt lick Duolingo’s decomposing mascot VHS: Eelcat, Queen of the Ass-Eaters 3,500 extra-moist volkswagon Beetles Jam Kelly Brand Football Player-Flavored Jarred Preserves VNYL: Johnny Cash Explains Battlestar Galactica…
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Teospin Weather Forecast
A gentle warming trend begins this Teospin, but for now we will have cool, rainy conditions. This has been the Eminence Provisional Weather Service.